Be fruitful and multiply

Yeah, keep them germs coming...

The ignorance one has to cope with!!!

Is that what they mean by procreation in their weirdo Bible?!?

Those things are not just made against pregnancy, you know.

They might help with quite a lot of fancy things.

(Provided that their expiry date's still valid!)

ALL THINGS DULL AND UGLY

All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,

Each little wasp that stings,

He made their brutish venom,

He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous,

The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,

Each beastly little squid,

Who made the spikey urchin,

Who made the sharks, He did.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,

All pox both great and small,

Putrid, foul and gangrenous,

The Lord God made them all.

AMEN.

[Eric Idle]

Them uninvited crushes

They never tell you about that, when you subscribe for life...

It is so fucking hard!

And it HURTS!!!

And gets you confused.

And is not at all pleasant.

So there!

Work like you don't need the money,

Dance like no one is watching,

Sing like no one is listening,

Love like you've never been hurt

And live like its heaven on earth.

Oh well, as if...